At this point I came across one of the vending machines that only Japan has. I have to admit that I love the whimsical items sold in such appliances, like all sorts of junk food, beer cans, whisky bottles and even underwear. This particular machine sold both whisky and underwear, which truly is a bizarre combination, or maybe not, considering all the underwear were female panties. It was therefore my theory that older men would come by and buy the whisky, and then when they were drunk and young women passed by, the men would then offer them panties as gifts for sexual favours. Ya, it all made perfect sense to me. Andrew James Pritchard
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  2. We are limited only by our imagination and our will to act.

  3. People are more likely to remember the great social interaction they had with a colleague than the great meeting they both attended.

  4. If we adopt the same collaborative mindset and practices that got to the moon and back, and that built the International Space Station, we can alleviate poverty–and do much more.

  5. Earth is a small town with many neighborhoods in a very big universe.

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